Hello again Everyone!
Just wanted to tell a little story about the excitement that ensued this past weekend. I’m sure some of you have heard of the hit t.v. show “Storage Wars” on A&E. If not, let me give you a brief synopsis.
Picture it… Sicily… 1948… whoops, slipped into an episode of “The Golden Girls”. R.I.P Estelle ‘Sophia Petrillo’ Getty! We will forever miss your snarky comebacks to those howler monkey room-mates of yours.
But, I digress. A&E’s “Storage Wars” is about a mass of people that go to storage locker auctions and bid on lockers that are delinquent or abandoned. So, to recoup any costs or losses, the storage facility auctions off the items in the locker to the highest bidder. Sometimes there are some very rare and valuable items in these lockers. Paintings, coins, guns, etc. Sometimes there are dead mice, strange oozes and odious odors. That’s the allure for some people. It’s a gamblers dream! Everyone has their reasons. We want to upcycle!
I’ve watched this show since the beginning and never really got the bug to actually go to an auction. Until this weekend. Let me tell you what, that was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. It was JUST like the show. The auctioneers, the bantering, the bidding wars over craptastic lockers because some yahoos couldn’t let their egos stop. <sigh> It was fantastic.
When we (my son, my girl, myself) first arrived, I walked inside the office of the storage facility and spoke to the very nice lady sitting at the desk. I signed in and she told me how many auctions were going to happen and the legalities of the entire scenario. For instance, in Michigan, legally the owner of the storage locker has until the auctioneer says, ”SOLD!”, to pay what they owe on the unit. With that in mind, we started with a scheduled seven lockers and ended up with only three. Unfortunately, two of the lockers had been ‘cleaned out’ before the auction and left with only trash in them. The value of each of the lockers was too low so they combined them together as one. That brings us down to two lockers. Not much to choose from.
After our little Q&A session the lady said to go ahead and wait outside until the auctioneer show. Well, it was raining so we opted to sit in the car for a little bit. We rocked out to some ‘Black Keys’ on the radio and watched for others to arrive. Soon, a hearty looking woman in a plastic purple poncho and a leisurely gentleman make their way down the driveway and plant in front of the office door. Now, these people looked like pros. I mean, she had a PONCHO! As we got out of the car to join them, I decided to throw caution to the wind and approach them in a polite and jovial manner. “How about this weather?” Lame. Turns out, though, that they were very nice, and extremely friendly. They just started doing this themselves, only having four or so under their belt. More people ambled down along with the auctioneer. He was a grim, elderly-looking fellow. After he gained the attention of everyone, he told us the rules.
1. No entering the locker or touching anything inside.
2. Cash Only.
3. 48 hours to clean it out.
4. NO ON SITE DISPOSAL.
5. Must be cleaned out completely or fined.
No problems here. I’ve seen the show, I know how this works! On we all go to the first locker(s). They unlock the unit and lift the door. Basically two garbage bags and a half full tubbie of bottles. The locker they paired with it was about the same. No thanks.
The auctioneer opens at $125, “CANIGETAonetwentyfivecomeongivemeonetwentyfivetwentyfivegimmefivetwentyonetwentyfivegimme…..” After a mini-bid war it’s “SOLD!” for fifty bucks. Can you believe some fella actually paid $50 for them? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure I suppose. The next locker wasn’t much better. However, that GEM of a plastic, purple, poncho-wearing lady told us that there was another auction right up the road in an hour. This one is supposed to have seven as well!
After a grunt of approval from my clan we went onward to the next auction. I was immediately met by an adorable mister yellow lab. The storage facility owner’s I assume. Everyone was there! The purple poncho lady, the leisurely man, all of them! This was going to be fun! The owner was going to play the auctioneer of this one. He wasn’t as flashy with his price calling. There was a lot of furniture, a lot of boxes. So many things piqued our interest! We bid some but didn’t win any. The lockers went anywhere from $30 – $210 a piece. Not too high considering some of the great projects we could get from one. Maybe next time!
We met a ton of nice people, experienced something new, and maybe when we scrape some money around we will try it again. I recommend everyone try it once. Who knows… maybe we’ll be the next to uncover that $10,000 oil painting!
In the mean time, I’ll just keep watching the show… living through them vicariously! HEHEHEHE!
HAPPY TREASURE HUNTING!